He’s now the field coordinator for his county in Colorado. True story.

If you want more of that retro one-piece action but don’t want to spend $80 on it, Walmart makes a very excellent one for <$30!

Yep. I’m reading The Purity Myth right now, and those are all tenets of abstinence education. They claim that premarital sex (for girls) leads to one or more of the following:

LOL

I wonder why they didn’t go for wireless charging? That seemed like a thing they should catch up on, especially given IKEA’s super cute wireless charging furniture. That should’ve been a no brainer. Is there a tech reason they skipped it?

I’m. A. Republican, What. Can. I. Say. :)

And the graphic design gene. All the best creatives stump for Dems. Republican collateral is always hideous.

Wow, I just read that whole thread. Nothing you said came off as trollish to me at all. It read as a standard feminist indictment of the rape-as-revenge narrative. This person is seriously paranoid.

The royals ruined Charlotte for me, and the rest of the names really bum me out. Thanks, though. I just prefer witchier/mythological names like some kind of dweeb. :) My current top names are Drake, Griffin, Salem, Rowan, and Phoenix. My kids are going to be weirdos regardless; might as well give them a cool name.

Looks like some kind of froof dog, and I’m not here for it. I like a dog that is big enough to play with and small enough to carry up with stairs without killing yourself (40-70 lbs.) Plus, froof barks make me want to die. I’ve got two basset/German shepherd mixes myself. They’re awesome.

Okay I kind of love that. For like a folk singer.

If you haven’t, you should watch the show Catastrophe on Amazon Prime. They name a kid Muirin, and the dad can’t pronounce it.

There is truly no greater sin. At least if you name your kid, like, Spoon or something, everyone knows how to spell it.

All the prettiest names seem to end in vowel sounds. Which sucks because my last name starts with a soft letter, and I don’t like the transition. I’ve compiled a small list of baby names with hard endings for this reason.

$65 is cheap to you? Dang. That makes me feel Midwestern as fuck. I buy my shit for >$10 at Target, but that’s because I break shit and lose things floating down the river (also Midwestern af).

I hate that shit. I rely on self checkout to keep chatty cashiers from intruding on my comfortable silence. I don’t want to talk about the weather, Ryan!

Kyle Mooney’s best character by far.

I wonder if John Oliver is allowed to revive his Carlos Danger song from his beautiful summer on TDS?

IMO the best travel kits are any of those little metal Too Faced palettes. A la Mode is my holy grail.

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