karmawhore
KarmaWhore
karmawhore

Blunder years: I had a huge crush on Tucker Carlson as a junior high neocon. I read his book and everything. Yikes!

This is why we only keep old-ass rifles that I don’t know how to load. If I owned a handgun, I’d be dead, and I’d prefer not to be dead.

I mean, I would.

I went to a place last weekend with a $17 brunch buffet and $5 endless mimosas! Served in massive wine glasses!

I have two of the convertible benches, and they are AWESOME. Well worth the price. If you miss this deal, they show up in the summer usually at Costco for $100.

I have two of the convertible benches, and they are AWESOME. Well worth the price. If you miss this deal, they show

I wonder if he’s going to hand that twitter handle off to his successor.

I feel like Mimi Matthews would love your blog. She does phenomenal write-ups on historical fashion and culture.

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Highly recommend this presentation on the history of women’s undergarments:

Do yourself a favor and fry up some pizza egg rolls. DELISH.

I feel like the books are so long and span so many years that the plot kind of has to be soap opera-esque or we would lose interest. If you write down all the shit that happens in one book, it looks quite ridiculous, but it’s an engaging read. I personally don’t mind rape as a plot point (not titillation), but I get

Lord John is not a sap at all. He’s intelligent and morally complicated. The Lord John series of novellas is very good.

Weird. This was my favorite ride because of the total immersion in the castle. Better than Gringotts for sure.

She looks flawless except for her eyebrows. Well executed, but getting way too friendly with each other.

I wonder what his favorite sandwich is. I’d like to know his stance on the abomination that is Miracle Whip.

Stories, please! It’s your patriotic duty.

They really half-ass the drama-making. They totally deadpan it like “oh no, the foundation is bad. it’s going to be $10,000. ... okay!”

Because there is a contingent of Bernie supports who are ideologically confused, young “libertarians” who support anyone who’s anti-establishment. That’s why you might see some shitface say they’d vote for Trump if Bernie didn’t get the nomination.