I basically want to read The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore.

I cannot stop watching his dentist jokes, “I’m a real jokester today” scene. It is high art.

Vanessa Bayer is the best white suburban mom character. MY HUNGRY GUYS!

Yeah that detail is a real dingleberry on this shit sundae.

SEA QWEENS! 😍

It pays off though. My husband ends up using my talking points inadvertently at work!

Being a passionate liberal is sexy!

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http://jezebel.com/jian-ghomeshi-…

Establishment is not the same as being a politician. He’s been a public servant for decades but was never close with major Democratic party groups and kingmakers (in fact he serves as an independent in the Senate.)

I don’t think I could brave being a vet. I bawled on Tuesday when a basset hound looked sad on iZombie.

Then they can’t vote! Woo!

There was a huge thread a few weeks ago on the Sanders subreddit where the majority of commenters expressed that, but I think they are all teenage, ideologically confused libertarians who “won’t be a part of your system”. They are few, and they will grow up sometime.

I feel like those people wouldn’t have voted at all had Bernie not entered the race, so I doubt they are taking away from Hillary’s support base, if it helps.

But what if you got an abortion afterwards to spite him? Would that make it better? OR don’t, and take all his Libertarian gold pile for the kid.

I think French braids are the cutest inside out (a.k.a. Dutch braids) and terminating in two messy buns.

Same hair situation and wants here. My favorite substitution for braiding skill is milkmaid braids. They 1) are easy, 2) work well with dirty, dry-shampooed hair, and 3) are as flattering as a very full hair down style on my face. This was for my first ren faire, but it looks totally cute with regular clothes as well.

I would literally commit suicide if Ted Cruz won the election. He’s that scary.

They are expert sealioners.

I love that 60s boatneck collar. So pretty and flattering.