I walked around the UK for 2 weeks in these puppies with ZERO BLISTERS. It was a miracle, and now I own 3 pairs.

No wonder it’s in “perfect” Segoe Print.

The Wilton ones with the silicone edges are way better.

Their strawberry lemonade is HEAVEN.

HOLY SHIT

SOME PEOPLE PAY FOR THRILLS, BUT I GET MINE FOR FREE

Yep. Start over.

NO. Banana cake with cream cheese frosting (the Better Homes and Gardens recipe) is the best cake of all time. Pie has disgusting texture. (I’ve only ever liked one pie, and it’s mostly honey.)

Settle for this more practical version: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Elite-by-Ma…

I love how their legs are of uniform thickness like a cartoon dinosaur.

I used to. They used to make cute preppy clothes (blazers, breezy knee-length skirts with cute prints, sundresses), but they started doing super trendy festival wear stuff several years ago, and I haven’t been back.

Hey now, LE has some seriously nice knit dresses. :)

That is my dream job. But I have no medical training (or people skills) whatsoever. Let me design you pretty things, PP!

My husband used to be like that, but after years of my feminist rants, he’ll get independently angry about something, and I could just cry with joy. He’ll tell me about how he confronted something sexist said at work or how he maybe wants to run for city council. <3

They’re nice only to people like them. My sister is hardcore conservative who believes she is a good person because she goes to church and doesn’t get mad or raise her voice debating. Just because you say “I believe gay people are going to hell” kindly doesn’t make it a kind thing to believe.

Of course!

Follow the Freedom From Religion Foundation on FB for all kinds of stories like that. They’re always suing some podunk town for shit like that, and they mostly always win. It’s pretty great.

Are you Mimi Matthews? If not, I think you’d enjoy her blog, as you’re posting on Pictorial.

But then you have to wipe poo out of more places. It’s a toss-up!

For vanillas who aren’t porn fluent, James Deen was a recognizable name to search on PornHub or whatever. Plus, he doesn’t look like a greasy gym-bro like most hetero performers.