I work adjacent to the funeral profession, and we had the guy who runs the body farm in Tennessee come give a lecture. It was fascinating af!

FYI: This isn’t Brian Kilmeade. That’s this doofus.

There’s a happy medium here. His bandmates are wearing good cuts. I don’t think loose bootcut is the right choice for a bold print.

This would be decent in a slimmer cut to look more updated.

I really dig my memory foam one. I never have to adjust it or ball it up in the night. Costco has one with a cooling gel top too. Black Friday that shit!

Get some LEDs instead!

You should give Spy a chance then. She totally plays against that typecasting with hilarious results.

Tyra, as always, is wearing something patently insane.

YES. Like a Soup replacement. I need the best of trashy TV condensed so I don’t have to watch it.

They look like Luna Lovegood’s Spectra Specs, but like, fashion.

Do you have a pottery wheel? Because I feel like being stoned is the optimal way to use one.

I’m living in the FUTURE, baby!

Dude, I take a step ladder out of the closet so it’s facing me. Feet on the bottom step, laptop and snacks on the top step. It’s luxurious.

A couple of good ones (the rest are kind of hokey looking): https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/4836…

A board with pictures of orange things and gross adjectives. Mix and match!

Daaaaaaang. Hittin em with that straight up math.

Midwest, baby! Matinees are $7 and evenings are $9 in Des Moines. (Stimulus Tuesdays at Carmike are $5.50!) In Minneapolis, I saw an evening showing in a reserved luxury recliner with a lobby bar for $12.

Neat! Thanks for the new tumblr to follow!

OMG you’ve got to write a YA novel now. DO IT.

I’ll miss the guy (presumably a crew member) who always yells “give me some!” after Let’s Take Some E!