YES. Like a Soup replacement. I need the best of trashy TV condensed so I don’t have to watch it.

They look like Luna Lovegood’s Spectra Specs, but like, fashion.

Do you have a pottery wheel? Because I feel like being stoned is the optimal way to use one.

I’m living in the FUTURE, baby!

Dude, I take a step ladder out of the closet so it’s facing me. Feet on the bottom step, laptop and snacks on the top step. It’s luxurious.

A couple of good ones (the rest are kind of hokey looking): https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/4836…

A board with pictures of orange things and gross adjectives. Mix and match!

Daaaaaaang. Hittin em with that straight up math.

Midwest, baby! Matinees are $7 and evenings are $9 in Des Moines. (Stimulus Tuesdays at Carmike are $5.50!) In Minneapolis, I saw an evening showing in a reserved luxury recliner with a lobby bar for $12.

Neat! Thanks for the new tumblr to follow!

OMG you’ve got to write a YA novel now. DO IT.

I’ll miss the guy (presumably a crew member) who always yells “give me some!” after Let’s Take Some E!

His lil pink toe! Eeeee!

Poetic!

As a liquid eyeliner aficionado, I’d say Stila Stay All Day liner is the best. Maybelline Master Precise is a good cheap dupe. Sleek black eyeliner pen is the best at staying put.

Yay! That’s fantastic news.

Here’s the actual book description (it’s fucking awesome, btw - bizarre supernatural British spy thriller):

Well that makes me feel better about it. I just hope they have competent writers because the book is legit really good.

Fuuuuuuck. This was the best book I read last year. It’s so good you guys. I’m sad it fell into her hands.

Oh my god, I’ve got this problem. I mostly don’t respond to “where is ___?” anymore because by the time I’ve started telling him, he’s found it. Literally keep looking for two more seconds rather than relying on me as the household memory bank.