This looks like such a fun photoshoot!

This makes me want to carry a sign saying EXPENSIVE HUGS instead of FREE HUGS. ($500 for hugging, $10,000 for kissing, end of list.)

Luckily I unfriended that contingent in the Great Romney Purge of 2012.

Reminds me of the (very spooky and atmospheric) book Maplecroft.

I like to match my eyeliner mostly. I have these gorgeous royal blue ballet flats that get matching royal blue cat eyes, for example.

Oh shoot. I live in Des Moines, and I’ve been looking for costume contests to win, but I don’t think my funnel cake costume says much, politically.

You’re tacky, and I hate you.

Well if it helps, the legs are real short because it has a drop crotch cut. And I’m pretty short legged myself. And the ankles scrunch up real cute if they’re too long.

That’s a bummer. I don’t know what I would do if I didn’t have a good 6 months of snuggle weather.

Get on my level. (I own this, but I got it for $70 on zulily instead. It’s AMAZING.)

Chad Radwell is consistently hilarious.

I don’t run, but I listen to audiobooks when I’m doing other physical labor with no problem. Might be more engaging than NPR as well. :)

Helmets are also great for framing a power brow!

Sleek eyeliner is the BEST. The tip is really stiff (requires less artistry than Stila), and it stays so well that it takes a little scrubbing to remove.

Sounds like a good length of time for an audiobook!

Awesome! That means our kids will be extremely cool (once they get rid of their inevitable unibrow).

BIC Grip Roller. http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Stick-Roll…

BIC Grip Roller. http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Stick-Roll…

These are the best for non-gel use. Old reliable.

These are the best for non-gel use. Old reliable.

That’s their lunchtime leisure pose. They move their nap outside when I come home for my break. Soooo lazy. :)

Lulu and Spaghetti!