You’re missing the wonderful world of Britcoms! Particularly Fresh Meat, Misfits (more of a sci-fi), and Some Girls.

10 is the best! But 12 is really great too. I didn’t really care for Matt Smith’s whimsical, flighty Doctor.

This is a good article about his ridiculous speaking style: http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2015/…

What? Kumail is doing a horror movie? I’m so into this. I miss Silicon Valley soooo much.

I thought it was making fun of how the woo-woo crowd had gotten a hold of gluten-free and marketed it to the essential oils, anti-GMO consumers.

Thanks, Colorado Springs!

I vote for adopting “pants” from the UK and referring to pants as trousers from here on out.

They should start an Islam branch too. I feel like that would get the Bible-beaters to recoil even faster.

1. Yes, because money. Obvi. And there’s probably a hot porn person to guide me through it.

Reason number 1 why we desperately need immigration reform. Precarious legal status always leads to exploitation!

You should complain to the paper for being so irresponsible as to publish that hack in the name of false objectivity.

Well it was on Gawker at least: http://gawker.com/alabama-which-…

#2 is a real thing in “incel” circles. Google “government gets girlfriends”. Very alarming.

HAIR ENVY

Feather epaulets 4ever!

This is one of the top reasons I want to be a wealthy celebrity. Top quality costumes for Halloween!

I’ve kneaded pizza dough in there for 10 minutes at a time with no problems. Go for it, buyers!

I’ve kneaded pizza dough in there for 10 minutes at a time with no problems. Go for it, buyers!

Oh wow I wish my teachers had gotten real with us dumb kids in history class. I envy your power to teach non-whitewashed, unsanitized history.

Ban everything but 18th century muskets.

There’s a great /r/nosleep story about this sort of thing.