I loooove her red hair. So vampy.

She is a garbage comedian. I loved Aziz's takedown at Franco's roast.

Celebrities who are awesome on SNL get my immediate approval. Jon Hamm, Dakota Johnson, Scarlett Johansson, etc. People I hadn't thought anything about before SNL.

Oh no, just bored. Lol. We all had shots of wedding cake vodka after this.

Thank you! And yes, they are feathers. It's dreamy, and I hope it is still stylish when my future offspring want to marry. It's this dress:

My zipper broke during pictures, half an hour before the ceremony. So the moms had to sew me into it. My husband had to cut the zipper off later. (Not in like a sexy way, like in a "we have to get up at 4 am and still have shit to do" way.)

I love that umbrella. I used it all through college, and it was big enough to get me and my backpack.

I love that umbrella. I used it all through college, and it was big enough to get me and my backpack.

The elderly folk at mine probably thought "Fawkes the Phoenix" and "Fireworks" from HP 2 and 5 were just lovely instrumentals. Lol.

Lol. When my husband was in elementary school, he tried to fake sick by telling his mom he had a yeast infection.

Nothing new here. Duluth has had Ballroom Jeans for ages!

THAT'S MY DOG'S NAME!

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Everyone is recommending Stila (which, yes, it's awesome), so I would recommend hitting up Nordstrom Rack. I've seen a kit with a full size black and trial size green, brown, and navy for about the price of one liner at Sephora!

OMG. This is amazing. I named my dog Spaghetti, so I really appreciate the reference.

I'm okay with this. I didn't read the books until after season 3, and I didn't feel "spoiled" at all. There's so many more plot-lines and intrigues in the books, and the show is really diverging and simplifying at this point. Will continue to enjoy both separately.

Like, hello? Stock market collapse of 1929? Male fear and jumpy decisions.

A real great pizza party:

I literally wore the Payless version of these to my 9th grade dance. Highlight of my night: some lady complimented them at Applebee's afterward. Fancy as fuck.

Low pigtail buns! That's my jam.

I picked libraries because the cemeteries in the Midwest are boring as fuck. Give me some of that 400-year-old East Coast realness.