I feel like it's from Forrest Gump when Bubba's mom gets that check?

Jason Segal shirtless

It's true, tho. I live in the biggest city in Iowa and rarely see POC.

"Just Google 'Leslie Jones SNL'. It's all there."

Do a cut crease! Blackheart is amazing for that.

Oh man, when I was a kid I had the best one: Dolly Rainbow.

Oh wow. My jimmies are very rustled right now. (I say this as an adult woman with a guest room filled with HP memorabilia and hand painted Marauder's Map curtains.)

Me too! Also, it's because I have a hardcore jewelry phobia.

He looks like Kevin Kline.

These are the same people that pin $13 Naked palettes on Pinterest. Sorry, girl, but you are DUMB.

This is really pretty eyeliner, btw.

What about Rihanna tho? She exudes sexual magic.

This is why I'm really loving the recent seasons of Supernatural. They are fucking hilarious.

Mirandaaaaaaa! I love her. Do yourself a favor, you guys. Watch Miranda on Hulu. It's a really great britcom, and she is delightful.

I see that you're also a fan of John Mulaney, so you've got that going for you, which is nice.

I don't think she's being serious at all. She is known for her bizarre humor.

I threw out my back (can't stand, can't walk, super serious) for 2 days after an intense 3 hour session of sugar cookie decorating.

A few year's later, my back twinged painfully for a full week (on vacation in Atlanta) because I'd chosen to accompany my dad on his motorcycle for 900 miles rather than ride in the van…

I was 13 or 14, wandering our suburban mall. It had those small trees sticking out of grates every 50 yards or so. (Indoor trees? Why, malls?) Well, unbeknownst to me, one of those trees was missing its grate, and I straight up fell down 2 feet into the mulch and dirt pit, scraping my whole shin bloody. Tried to walk…

I feel like that's a good excuse for everyday life.

"I wanted to go to class today, but, you know...deranged neocons."

Omg! I live in WDM but have totally missed this. Is it in Missed Connections?