Why would you want your hair to look this greasy? Why?
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A bright lip would do so much more for this outfit.
Omg our sorority girls were gaga over Vera Bradley quilted bags. SO FUGLY.
They should get Kate Beaton of Hark, a Vagrant! to help write this.
This outfit is doing amazing things. GAAAAAAH.
He's hilarious too. Watch Twilight with the commentary on and a beer or two. It's a good time.
Do you have a ridiculous crush on Danny McBride too? I thought I was the only one!
For real. He is crotchety as fuck. I'm very surprised.
This hair color is really pretty on her.
My dad ordered picko dee gallow at a burrito place. Luckily, it wasn't too embarrassing as the place was run by white hipsters.
It's the worst working at a midwestern Subway getting to hear Southwest Chipoltee sauce every damn day.
Omg! That's me! I love apples and bananas and hate all vegetables other than corn or potatoes. I can handle canned peas or green beans, but everything else makes me literally gag.
This is the perfect story for /r/pettyrevenge! Amazing.
Nothing wrong with shaming stylistic choices. That's 100% under your control.
My sister legitimately asked me how I could love wearing heels/cute shoes so much if I was a feminist.
Please make baffling stock photos a weekly series. There are so many amazing ones out there.
She looks like Samantha Bee.
I'm pleased as punch for all the recognition SNL is getting this year. Katie and Aidy were nominated for the song "(Let's Do It In My) Twin Bed" as well!
He doesn't really get jealous. He doesn't mind my Dave Franco, David Tennant, etc. crushes because they resemble him. He is firmly my type. But he thinks I'm a stone cold weirdo for my unrelenting crush on Danny McBride.