It's a bit lawn gnome-esque.

The coolest thing my husband did was last summer when he saved a kid from drowning. We were chilling on a lake and a group of boys were playing when one cramped up and went under. Husband went into full-on Boy Scout mode, swam over, lifted him out, and attached helped the kid onto husband's floatie. It was magical.

My husband and I went as Bob and Linda for Halloween. Alriiiight!

I love lace edges like these. What do you call that?

I loathe these shoes. WHY.

I am a total sucker for this look. I have way too many polka dots and full skirts in my wardrobe.

God has a personalized beauty plan just for me? Do you think he can help me pick a new BB cream? A better shade of concealer? Get on it, God!

They probably won't take them up so as to avoid a broader ruling. Either way, the floodgates are open! #loveyourhashtag

Ooo! She looks so sci-fi and dangerous. Make me a show about this dress!

There's a brilliant one of Amber on America's Next Top Model as well. I believe it's a Lindsay Lohan episode.

Everyone can hate, but I've got a few pairs of Crocs ballet flats that are the cutest. Perfect toe shape, waterproof, and comfortable. No one ever believes they are Crocs when I tell them. I wearing these babies right now.

I used to adore that movie. It made me think, as a 4 year old, yeah, I could totally drive a car!

Matt Bors is a national treasure.

Semi-related: I'm planning a historical road trip from Nashville to Savannah sometime this year. Does anyone know of any historical sites (Civil War, Revolutionary War, etc.) that aren't run by revisionist dickheads? I love history and also haunted places. Any recommendations?

I always had a thing for Eric Idle. But it's so hard to choose! I'd say it goes Idle, Palin, Chapman, Cleese, then the Terrys.

I love the made-up narratives they give the puppies, too!

I personally enjoy falling asleep to Forensic Files or other dry murder investigation/detective interviews.

And he loooooves animals, which is the best quality.

My sister does, but she sucks. I guess he's the favorite of shitty people everywhere.

Don't click it. It's the worst. It's a subreddit full of whiny misogynists who blame women for being the gatekeepers of sex and wanting to trick men into buying them things. They talk about women like dogs.