If my phone screen is locked, it is because I don't want anyone to be able to just respond to alerts at any time. Why even lock your phone? Just let people right in!

"I'm sure plenty of people will have suggestions for you in the comments. Enjoy. And buy those books on Amazon."

Ah Crap, I missed the after-credits for Days of Future Past. Bloody drinking too much soda. I'll have to catch it later some time.

He can use a bow and arrow! That was a good tip. I was finally able to get through that dungeon through copious "run away." Thankfully, the boss didn't have the "No Metal" rule for the whole thing.

*Looks at dollar/yen store chop sticks* I'm all set, thanks.

I have only one theory as to why this could be. He wanted /that/ Antman plot in it. You know the one. And Marvel/Disney wasn't about to let that go.

Oh, I know not to wear metal. Can't get through the dungeon with any of it on. It just means I'm so much squishier than I like, can't keep the healing up.

The Secret World, not a jrpg but an MMO, has a lot of fun challenges like that. I like that they're changing things up, but that won't stop me from crying about it! I miss my heavy armor, haha

I know! That's why it's bothering me so much, I'm so squishy now

I haven't even gotten to the boss yet. The "magnet cave" is just kicking my butt. Having to unequip everything of Cecil's, even if I could replace some of it, is a real problem.

I'm in the middle of FFIV right now, and man. This "North East cave" with the Dark Elf is a pain in the ass!

See, it's a good thing I didn't keep going! I thought there was a line between the two.

You are correct on that, but hey, I guess I wasn't as senseless as I thought!

A little glass vial. And the little glass vial, goes in the gun like a battery.

There's a common one from Guilty Gear, Sol Badguy sounds like he's shouting "GIRLFRIEND" or something.

Now you've got me questioning what lyrics I've misheard in Repo. Does Zydrate truly come in a little glass vial, or does Zydrate come in a little class dial? That... doesn't even make any sense.

I am convinced that these are all elderly people using their grandchildren as icons on twitter.

I know, right? Few things scream barbarian more than a barmaid picking up kitchen tools and going to town on some Draconian.

I'm all for the new edition, I'm not a fan of omitting "5th edition." It is 5th edition, why hide that?

HA. What a stupid child I was. All these years, and you know what? I never bothered looking at Tanis' character build. I own the 2e and 2e Dragonlance campaign setting, and haven't looked once. Guess I'm not much past some of that childish assumptions. Is Tika a barbarian? I want Tika to be the barbarian.