But Chiraq, Boss Ass Bitch and Lookin Ass Nigga tho.

Do you think I could get a loan for ass implants? I got good credit.

I have been saying for years now that the majority of voluntourism involving vulnerable people such as children should be internationally banned. No decent institution would allow waves of random strangers wander in and out as they please. Even if you ignore the risk of horrific events like this, and assume that all…

HIV-istan?! REALLY?!?!?!

so what you said is a little insensitive, but let us consider that point.

Jesus Christ, I thought that story about the Craigslist gun nut who killed the pregnant teenager and her boyfriend yesterday was a low point for humanity. And, just like clockwork, along comes a guy RAPING ORPHANS.

assists neglected Kenyan kids by providing food, housing, clothes and religion

Holy fuck that's terrible. If this were a movie people would be complaining that the villain is too unrealistic and a ham-fisted allegory for western colonialism in Africa. Unbelievable.

remember the part in the bible where Jesus interrupts the stoning of the sinful woman to comment favorably on her physical appearance?

And now, a friend told authorities Lee moved to Alaska last week.

I type it too, ain't no shame in my game!

But if you can throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier, you're way beyond Cuchini.

Out of curiosity, what amazing advances do you think we've made since 1994 that this is really rolling back?

Do your labia hang low? Do they wobble to and 'fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow?

The server and I got along very well and I left a thirty percent tip for each of the two (2) that helped me. I recognize I am sometimes difficult because I am so enthusiastic so I always tip more.

I'm pretty sure lots of places have grass between sidewalk and street. At least everywhere I've lived on the East Coast.

Several years ago, I started dating a most amazing guy just six months after I'd given up on love (for good this time!). Before too long, he started pestering me to get my iron checked, because I'd been vegan for 10+ years and he just thought it would be smart. Being uninsured and feeling perfectly healthy, I put…

I'm from small town backwoods and I realize everything I did here was wrong, but I'm getting my phD in two months, so I'm sorry. Anyway, when I was 18 (underage in my province) I was driving around with a guy I liked (beer in the back) and we parked in a park (that turned out to be private property). With no intention…

Had spent two days awake on bad speed (these things happen). Went to bus stop to take bus to work. Bus arrived in normal fashion, got on. Felt smug for being on time. Bus ride maybe 25 minutes to office. At about minute 23, I realized I had left my backpack, including my wallet, my keys, and my EVERYTHING, at the bus…