I have a (mostly full) bag of dark chocolate mini PB cups to make some blossom cookies for personal. Found them in the regular candy bag aisle in the grocery store.

Minimum wage for service industry is “supposed” to work out to something possibly over the poverty line once you account for tips. Maybe not in all states, but definitely a bunch. That’s some stupid shit and I’m not here to argue the idiocy of an industry. But most restaurant owners everywhere are going to absolutely…

Don’t they do crinkle cut? I honestly don’t even remember if I ordered fries. My appetite is small enough at a time that it’s usually a waste of money unless I’m going straight home.

I’m not sure anything can get me to wait in an 8-hr line anymore. I headed to a food court at Charlotte’s airport for the Bojangles (which I had eaten previously) and noticed a Shake Shack (had never even seen one before) right next to it. B’s had *no* line but SS was easily 30 people so today was not the day to try…

Every now and again you can find the random meal that hits, but it’s definitely geared towards fried apps and booze.

Breyers used to be a treat as a kid.  After trying it as an adult, I won’t touch any of it.

If someone started calling the bowl of green stuff “ambrosia salad,” I would’ve been *that guy* as well since I prefer it to the Watergate. I used to love seeing the bowl of Ambrosia Salad show up at all-day summertime cookouts. There was no question it was dessert.

Taco Bell is not “actual” Mexican food, and anyone on this site is well aware of the fact. It is a singularity.

Even if we pretend that he successfully snuck through all the preliminary security with no ticket, the gate itself is 1000% supervised (apparently). Somebody needs to lose a job over this, and it needs to be the one initially responsible.

So glad I replaced my keyfob batteries.  Remote start FTW!

Lebowski uses instant creamer to make his drink in that clip. (Gross, he’ll never get that to mix...) The size and shape of the container and the opening should be a dead giveaway to anyone that ever worked in a shitty office that offered coffee.

Anyone that grows their own peppers to make their own hot sauce will treat the finished product like an illicit substance.

Between numerous slide descriptions and even in the comments, I have to ask... does anybody today (besides jerks like me) understand how to use the possessive “its?”

Did you not read the 2nd paragraph for that slide?

The wings gave me the worst heartburn overnight to the point I was sick when I woke up. But I also had one of the best Cubanos without going to an *actual* Cuban place. Throw a dart and cross your fingers??

It’s a shame there wasn’t a *chain link fence* between your house and the apt complex to stop all that mess.

Dunkin’s Loaded Tots are worth the extra buck over the standard order.  I have no concern in any way over the design of the vessel that gets those tots in my mouth.

I’ve only been once, and I knew about the salad bar beforehand, and it took all of my willpower to save room for the meat.  I wanted to try everything, and even just a bite or two would’ve filled me up from so many offerings.

My *favorite* jarred sauce was the old Five Brothers “Creamy Pesto.” They’re gone, so I’ll get any jar of Classico Alfredo (they make a few) and a jar of pesto to toss a few spoons in... doesn’t take much.

The most surprising thing about this entire article is the mention that a Chick-fil-a actually closed.  Every one I’ve ever encountered has had to expand their footprint to meet the drive-thru business.