And with “scented” markers that don’t smell like anything anymore but he snorts them anyway, getting marker on his nose. “This doesn’t smell like watermelon! Sad!”

That was the first thing they tried, but he kept eating them.

I think some your guys’ racism is showing with all of these “that man can’t speak” comments... Nothing he said was impossible to understand, just spoken in a non-white/nerd way.

Well, years down the road he did shit the bed on a hurricane response.

This story checks out

No wonder people are steamed.

He’ll get what’s coming to him sooner or latte.

It’s all plastic tarp in his single kill room loft.

Maybe someday his wife will give birth to a sentient ear, so Adam will be able to empathize with all of us who have to hear his shitty music. 

I’ve never been a fan of his, in part because he reminds me of a big warm glass of intensely self-congratulatory milk, and I’d love to be salty about the hoary “until daughters” wokeness, but...good on him for getting there, eventually.

My slow metabolism has made the queen of the Reverse Hangover. I wake up feeling good (read: still drunk) and by afternoon I am fuzzucked. I'm over 30 now and I still. Have not. Learnt. 6 days of that could well kill me.

“Trump is shaking!!!”

Obama would never have put himself and his staff into a situation like this, where as Trump is willing to drag everyone down around him to his level and turn anything he touches into a circus so he can bask in the spotlight of his runaway ego.

I’m not really okay. I function because the one thing that never left me and keeps me going is a sense of humor (often gallows variety) that gets me through. But while >125 surgeries and hundreds of dermatological procedures have allowed me to look something like myself, internal injuries remain. I have only one…

he was angry and she was scared of him at the time, and the school urged her to drop it instead of pressing charges. maybe if something had been done then, he wouldnt have ended up doing what he did. so yah, it is relevant. 

Exactly, our society is eager to send Black kids to jail for way less. It’s not called the “school-to-prison pipeline” for nothing.

All of this is true but just imagine if he was a black kid and what they would have said to her.

You know what? We worked our fucking asses off to get here. I’m tired of hearing that Texas doesn’t care, or that we’re a write-off red state.  We did something incredible. We’re still doing it now. 

How the fuck can people vote for this while at the same time voting for Desantis and Walker?

I’m watching the results with my dad. I don’t usually watch MSNBC, but the only fun we’ve had so far is affectionately mocking Kornacki. (Top jokes: I hope they don’t return him to the hamster ball before they call Texas! His hand gestures are single-handedly powering Democracy Plaza!)