karlyballz
karlyballz
karlyballz

When I was incarcerated we were only given three maxi pads at a time. They were incredibly thin low quality pads-so alot of us would have to double down and hoard them. One of the most upsetting experiences I had personally was when several of us were all menstruating and could NOT get a C.O.  to leave the office to br

Former inmate here-can confirm basically ALL of this. 

In omaha-a little purple smear on my otherwise red state..maybe 5 women have blacked out profiles, I’m friends with maybe 600 women-though of course I don’t see them all. Personally, I refuse to shut up. :/

Its tough af-been there,am there. Go easy on yourself. *hugs*

So like, a friend of mine is goodish friends with Culkin, or WAS (I only found this out because I randomly mentioned my long time crush on him and it came out) and now I kinda wanna ask...

August 1st 2014. Opiates are the fucking devil.

Same! I’m a recovering opiate addict and while I have my regrets, I know the love that my son and I share hasn’t been depleted because of my bad choices..No such thing as a perfect mom-congrats to you on your “120" :)

It absolutely breaks my heart that she said ‘ I’m sorry “ repeatedly.

Same

Came here to say the same thing

I don’t care what this article says,that’s Mark David Chapman,and he looks fucking FAB.

My mom sister and I  still quote that episode of wife swap. Gilbert saying “it’s so good I’d eat it cold” was our catchphrase for like a year. ALSO whwn GG did an impression of him singing “In the Thicke of the night” =we laughed for months

So maybe this question has been asked already,but in what fucking topsy turvy scenario does ordering a Chai tea result in your informing the barista that you voted for Trump?

I was just gonna say! I remember the first few being pretty clunky and funny, but these one’s aren’t at all! I absolutely detested the man, but damned if it doesn’t make me  want to start making art again. Inspiration comes from the strangest places sometimes!

Oh my god I get it constantly! I have black hair (cut into a bob no pigtails) and maybe I’m a bit edgy makeup wise,bur I don’t look like that girl!

This is gobbles,he likes to steal candy!

I read the headline and immediately started to fret, I saw your name and felt relieved, I now embrace “karl” because that’s what everyone fucking one is going to call me anyway. Yay! For karlys/carlies/karlis (stay away from me with that carlee shit tho)

“Beige Goldmine”. I love you a little bit

Lol, I thanked my boyfriend for sex ttoday.Its not the norm at all,but my A.C. was broke and he took me to his nice cool house,made me cum amd let me nap in his bed,I was really grateful! He didn’t skip a beat either,he thanked me right back.

Thats a rough 19