YEAH! AND FUCK JEZEBEL AND MEGAN REYNOLDS FOR COVERING IT.

Girl, cool your tits. This isn’t news.... Bob Dylan has been a reclusive curmudgeon since forever. He’s always been anti-giving-the-fans-what-they-want. He does what he does just for himself. And if people didn’t somehow like this about him, for all these decades in a row, they’d’ve given the Nobel to some Twittering…

They just need a new name, other than pro-life. How about alt-life?

Like a good vibrator, it’s small and discrete until you get it on you clit.

For a party that hates big government they sure do a lot of it.

The president elect says there was voter fraud. Better do a nationwide recount.

Even he didn’t want to deal with Trump presidency.

Typical government bureaucracy.

It only took the CIA sixty years.

all of them. But just think how much weight we’ll lose! I was one Trump election away from my goal weight!

He never said 15 was a man. What’s your point?

I’m a religious pacifist, but I’m also a gun owner because I live in a rural area and keep livestock, so guns are sometimes necessary for humane emergency euthanasia or to protect my stock from predators. I also take the responsibility of gun ownership extremely seriously and have had extensive training. My guns stay…

lena dunham: I’m the victim here! Me! Me!

lena dunham : profile in courage.

The problem isn’t the people on the ground, who she is speaking to, for the most part. The problem is that news has become a product, to be mined and farmed for clicks and views and shares and ratings. That is why Trump got as much free publicity as he did and why the media to this day are playing softball with him…

You mean the year Obama steps down and Trump officially becomes president of the US?

I read that too quickly and thought you were wishing people deep dish. Which I wouldn’t mind.

And all of it will be blamed on the Clintons.

Trump will have a heart attack and die in January, Pence will have a stroke and die in February, Ryan will be diagnosed with cancer and step down in March, and Bannon will die in a car accident in April. Various other horrible people will meet their ends through various natural causes and accidents.

Damn, that’s dark as hell.