And for being the Zodiac Killer, but that goes without saying.

Ted Cruz needs to be outed to his parents for his horrible plaid habits.

And yet, I have no pity for Melania. NONE. Not that I took from your post that you feel for her, but other people the past few weeks have been suggesting they feel bad for her. Wut? I’m sure she’s crying from her literal gilded tower. If you assume that she actually loves Trump, then this is the part where she steps…

As a mother of a child on the spectrum, can you please dismiss any comments mocking Trump for having an autistic child? I hate Trump with a fiery passion, but that shit is off limits.

I can’t decide if I should be feeling sorry for him or worried about the cats in his neighborhood.

And I don’t want any of you horrible people spreading those terrible rumors that Trump is keeping Melania in NYC so he can have Ivanka serve as First Lady. Shame on all of you for even thinking such a horrible thing!

I’m allured by Manhattan private schoos, too. As long as they don’t give me a wedgie.

“...Melania is extremely close to Baron,” the source told the Post, “and they have become closer during the campaign...”

Well that just makes it a whole lot easier for Ivanka to play the role of First Lady.

Let’s be real: Melania has been keeping away from Donald’s white hose for a while now.

People who think they’re making a statement against a major corporation by making the front line employees miserable are the worst kind of clueless.

Dear Starbucks Baristas,

We call that Freedom Foam.

Boy, is he in for a surprise!

On second thought, Pence might be the greatest troll ever. Ruining the night of these rich liberals who spent thousands of dollars to see a Broadway play.

can you imagine how many notifications you’d have to clear when you were brought back to life? It makes me anxious just thinking about it.

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

Your entire comment has nothing to do whatsoever with anything I said.

I want to see more reporting on Senators who get elected and then do nothing for their entire term. People are telling me this happens all the time. 

God it’s so fucking COOL to be irreverent. SO COOL. Teach me your ways, oh wise one.

Yes!! I followed the same trajectory with SK. I’ve come back around and I remember how his books moved me through my teens. The ugly cry I had when I finished reading Green Mile was epic and brutal. I didn’t shed a tear at the end of the movie. Misery is one of the very few novels I’ve re-read (I still haven’t seen…