Hell yeah, sun sneezing is the best. It always clears my head, so I don’t care if it’s weird.

Sun-sneezing is surprisingly unknown. More often than not if you mention it, people look at you like huh?

Matter-Eating Lad? What is this, io9?

Styro are the goddamn worst—and I don’t mean in a hippy liberal recycler way (although I am that). They just taste goddamn terrible. Gimme a red solo pls. I got into a pretty serious argument about this while planning a big party. Some asshole was such a styro fanboy, he was advocating putting beer in them. Holy…

“Boning no one” is pretty close.

I could give half a shit if sneezing ceased to exist.

He’s probably just trying to justify the fact he’s been eating packing peanuts for no reason already.

After I saw you on “Chopped” I concluded you were the whitest man I’d ever seen. Now you tell me you walk around the house with a tennis racket? You’re the whitest man anyone’s ever seen.

We get it all done while you are getting ready in the bathroom

Fries with a fork, this fancy son of a bitch. But with hand delivery you can control the ketchup entry into your mouth and avoid the need for napkinng(?)! I like how many fries I ate with my hands, so you can sass someone else, buster.

Reggie must have said this 10 times during the game. I kept waiting to see if any of his “puns” would eventually meet the criteria of actually being puns.

This article is fine enough. I don't drink so I can't speak to the quality of your recipe. But this article sucks, because I want your write up on your Chopped experience. It's all any of us want from you right now.

Hey Bob, I don't know how old you are, but you might want to try dating somebody who's older than you, more than just a year or two older. Maybe one that already has kids - teenagers or above - so they're not looking for Instant-Daddy, but more of just a companion. Older women may not want to go jogging at 6am or go…

I think Oskar Blues already answered this one you guys.