that’s what I was thinking too.

It’s the fucking Catalina wine mixer!

why the fuck would your parents nickname you pdiddywha?

Shoddy Brazilian construction? I can’t believe it!

She’s so rich she can afford chairs for her pumpkins!

Didnt Lee Greenwood write/sing “proud to be an American”?

so many of them die on a particualr beach in Delaware that they named the beach/town Slaughter Beach.

Good job ESPN stats/graphics team, I’m pretty sure Cam wasn’t sacked 17 times; tackled 17 times maybe.

This is the most boring and depressing Jambaroo ever published.

I can’t comprehend android users who obsess over iphones and iphone users. As an iphone user, I don’t waste time reading, let alone commenting, on Android phone articles.

I don’t give a shit if I look nothing like McConaughey, I’m not quibbling if that’s who they cast.

That Hernandez fan picture is horrible, let me fix it for you:

That might be the worst looking plate of fried chicken I’ve ever seen. Not only does it barely have a coating of batter, most of the pieces are burnt. A simple google image search reveals thousands of better pics, even some with rosemary garnish (even though rosemary isn’t one of the secret ingredients of KFC).

you only have to cry if you go to mcdonalds

Wouldn’t that be a 5-mile hiking trail?

YOU ARE WRONG AND HAVE TERRIBLE OPINIONS!!!!!

That was a sweet bicycle kick.

Don’t pretend you aren’t dazzled every time Waze accurately spots a vehicle pulled over on the shoulder. OMG HOW DID IT KNOW?!

It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood!