This is the most boring and depressing Jambaroo ever published.

I don’t give a shit if I look nothing like McConaughey, I’m not quibbling if that’s who they cast.

That Hernandez fan picture is horrible, let me fix it for you:

That might be the worst looking plate of fried chicken I’ve ever seen. Not only does it barely have a coating of batter, most of the pieces are burnt. A simple google image search reveals thousands of better pics, even some with rosemary garnish (even though rosemary isn’t one of the secret ingredients of KFC).

you only have to cry if you go to mcdonalds

Wouldn’t that be a 5-mile hiking trail?

YOU ARE WRONG AND HAVE TERRIBLE OPINIONS!!!!!

That was a sweet bicycle kick.

Don’t pretend you aren’t dazzled every time Waze accurately spots a vehicle pulled over on the shoulder. OMG HOW DID IT KNOW?!

I’m confused, whats the big deal? Aren’t all white guys from Philly racist?

I am sad to be a fan of this team. I grew up a fan living in the DC metro area in MD, just outside of DC. I went to games at RFK with my dad and grandfather with season tickets that are still in the family. My sister took them over from my dad when he wanted to get rid of them after Snyder bought the team and began…

chinless? he has at least two!

You have a bathtub in your cubicle? Nice!

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Dreaming about the good old days

concession stand worker: where would you like the extra nacho cheese?

The cool part of that story was when he would drink 6 beers while driving home. You should tell that story as often as you can, it will really impress people.

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