karlspackler
KarlSpackler
karlspackler

*gratest fear

That’s what the dog is thinking.

Go for the upgrade on the membership, which earns you a 2% rebate on most purchases. They send you a rebate check at the end of the year (usually with the membership renewal form) and ours has always been between $150-$200, which more than covers the membership fee. It’s s if they are paying you to save money!

What grown man orders a non-alcoholic drink at a sit-down restaurant? Order a beer or bourbon and enjoy it knowing you’ll be paying for the second one and third one and fourth one...

same here, you are not alone. see ya at the meeting.

olives, aka the Devil’s turds

Agreed. And their Penn Quarter Porter is delicious. Not sure if it’s a special release or one of their standards.

No way! Didn’t you see that Rex Ryan got a Bills tattoo (to cover up his Jets tattoo)? Total game changer.

steak and eggs with peppercorns? brilliant!

...so low even Snyder could reach it.

Dear Deadspin,

Dammit, man! Why must you give us a logically sound and historically proven argument to burst our bubble? Can’t we just continue be the blind homers that make us the best fans and all of our DC teams the best among all of the leagues?

If sneezing ceased to exist, it would take my wife and I less than a day to notice. Myself and most of our 10 kids are “sun-sneezers”. The sun or any bright lights make us sneeze, usually just once. We will walk out of the house or a store, we will all sneeze, almost in sync, because of the change in lighting. She

If sneezing ceased to exist, it would take my wife less than a day to notice. Myself and most of our 10 kids are “sun-sneezers”. The sun or any bright lights make us sneeze, usually just once. We will walk out of the house or a store, we will all sneeze, almost in sync, because of the change in lighting. She usually

styro makes too much beer foam and it tastes like shit

I like the idea of a high quality, low cost session beer. I often want to try the various craft brewers’ sessions beers, but feel like I am wasting money by getting something that doesn’t pack a punch like their non-sessions (or regular brews). Normally, if I want to drink a bunch of beers or drink all day, I usually

Ha-ha, Bautista, jokes on you because you have to live in Toronto!

longest incomplete sentence ever

(I think mine are 8g each?)