But who leads the team in shingles?

Man, it’s tough to see Schilling sinking any lower than this dude’s mom’s basement.

I’m amazed the intern could recognize a little heart considering how much time he spends around RGIII and the rest of the Redskins.

If I had a time machine and went back in time, I would talk with John Rockefeller, possibly the wealthiest man in history. I would tell him that I could travel to China in a half a day. That I could talk to any person on the planet and hear not only his voice, but also see his face, in real time from anywhere. All…

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

Mostly I imagine Jack Nicholson taking naps between sponge baths and lengthy complaint sessions about either his shingles or gout.

Rovell: Maybe it turns out racism isn’t even racist. Maybe it turns out the invisible hand is black.

I listen to sports talk radio here, in Cleveland, because I hate myself and my brain deserves to be punished. Anyhow, paying attention to the sports media in this city is like being drunk on bad rum while standing on the deck of an old wooden boat in a storm. The equilibrium swings so wildly from side to side, from…

Not for nothing, but, 40 years ago today, this came out.

SOOOOO... i’m guessing it started off like this. Biebers writers made a half ass song that the label didn’t really like, but paid a ton for. so instead of losing money, sent it to one of the more popular DJs, and said, “can you make this better?” diplo added some beats, was bored with it, sent it to skrillex, and…

I just listened to the first 45 seconds of this song for the first time ever and I want to fucking die.

This guy’s got a real fucked up definition of a “Perfect 10”

When my brother and I were little, we did “gymnastics” at this local place in town. Really, it was just us rolling around on the mats, hanging on the bars, and climbing through tunnels. It was recreational fun. My parents were happy to have us out of their hair for an hour or so.

I was gonna say Von Miller

Zero Deadspin, one Jezebel, and one Gawker.

Mental health issues can be terrible. You inevitably feel like it’s you vs. yourself.

[Tries smoking baby]

This is a microcosm for something. Idk why but I’m fucking dying at this. Crying laughing literally.

If you want to date Rihanna it helps to have actually hit on her before.

Nice to meet you, I’m Tough Doug Baldwin