[bleh]

Galifianakis: Do the curtains match the drapes?

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damn it to hell you beat me +1

[see John, Maddened above]

Inspired by his Cleveland sports counterpart going "off brand", a wide eyed Johnny Football just spent $785 on Smorniff Vodka and Jeff Daniels Whiskey.

ALL BASEBALL AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK THROW FUCKING ROCKS

I don't know who looks worse: the NCAA for being so harsh, or Syracuse for being dumb enough to give a 70 year old man multiple scholarships. SMDH.

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Surprised he didn't do it more. Doesn't seem like a guy who would stop after one handful.

I love you.

Shit, Billy, ANOTHER Lil' B post?!?!

I lost brain cells reading this. +1

Look at this guy. He thinks he's so special just because he scored once.

I'm not sure there's anything you can give Dre that would help him enjoy this day. The man's hatred of 5-0 is well documented.

Nah

Roses are red

Definitely better than Berman's "Back, back, back, back" origin story. No one cares about you blacking out at Chili's, Chris.

Dash: Oh, man, I almost forgot to feed and water the dogs.

Confused Eagles fans are going to be asking a lot of questions when they get this in the mail. Like "why isn't there a White History Month?"