If he had any sense, he would point his gun at the real threat: diabetes.

Nicely done. +1

Since no one could agree on how much contact should be allowed, the league decided that no contact would be allowed.

Wow, those Jerry Maguire residual checks must be pretty big.

+1

Pineapples? Really?

You think THAT'S trolling? He actually started the interview by showing reporters a NSFW pic of an armless Ryan Fitzpatrick, or what's also known as Ryan Fitzpatrick.

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Mmmm, fruit.

Puns are hilarious. Good job.

If they don't want to play on turf, FIFA shouldn't be merkin them. It's that simple.

You have your comfort websites, and that's where you go.

Can you blame him? Mole is delicious.

She sounds like a real piece of shit.

I was honestly afraid to scroll down. Thought he might explode or something.

/reads post

+100000000000000

Wait a second. Is that Gary Busey?

/wet fart sound

Andy Reid: I know I'm fat but I'm no cannibal! And, besides, where would we get all that butter?!