Damn it. Now I really want a soft pretzel.

B-M is what's called a "flat organization", so most of their employees don't have job titles. But, as their name and work suggests, they're all number twos.

+60 singles

This wannabe tough guy explaining to his cellmate that the assault took place at a gourmet cafe of all places was funny to me. Oh well.

Cellmate: So, man, what are you in for?

Unnecessarily Entering the Fight Area: $2756

+1

Funny, Jeter giving someone the business usually comes before the Ichiros, or what's commonly referred to as crabs.

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Gold Glove Winner Goes Viral, Syphilis Epidemic Hits NY

Uh-broh, spaghettibros.

What did people think of Small Potatoes? Most of the 30 for 30 docs I've seen have been great, but Small Potatoes, to me, was terrible. The narration was especially bad.

It's the second HBP in 24 hours...

Can he punt a football?

/is great owner for 30 years

George Harrison's son...wow. How weird was that for Paul and Ringo to be up there with him? He looks EXACTLY like his dad.

"i'm dope and i do dope things."

Oh, man. You're killing it.

I absolutely love this song. Great video.

Fantastic. +1