Pete Carroll can’t resist a good inside job. 

Drafting like shit seems like something one shouldn’t brag about, but it’s not like they traded their best player for draft pics or anything. 😬

Maybe Serena kept asking him to call it, and he wouldn’t call it.

I guess he’s never heard the phrase “Don’t shoot the Messinger.”

I didn’t know Luis Suarez knew how to golf.

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

His signature move in Bulls vs Lakers on Sega Genesis was insane.   

If you had asked, “What National Park will share a name with a Duke basketball player?” I would’ve put eleventy million dollars on Bryce.

This story is so, so sad to me.

Bitch.

Finally, someone managed a complete and total Brexit. 

Initial reports have PacMan avoiding the confrontation, grabbing something to eat, and then seeking out his attacker.

Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yam, shimmy yay
I’m giving you this star so that you can take it away

Papyrus. This feels like a place for papyrus pathos.

“Was Charles Barkley the ‘Round Mound of Rebound’? Who’s to say?”

I can tell by your choice of insults that you are the superior being. I concede defeat.

The saddest part is that he will be able to recall each of these moments perfectly for the rest of his life. Meanwhile J.R. Smith can’t remember the score for more than three seconds.

I’m really getting of these superstar players thinking the earth goes in a line next to them.