And imagine the size of the lawn he could buy with $42.5M. Hell, he could even pay someone else to yell at kids to stay off it!

His contract is the most remarkable considering how he ended his season giving up ON THE FLOOR, IN FRONT OF THE WORLD against the Spurs, without Kawhi.

I thought using “LaVar Ball” canceled out “Fuck”. English grammar is so confusing.

One day you’re going to flex your biceps at a weigh in and your arms are going become stuck like that, her mother warned.

I blame the government. Who expects old white people in Florida to comprehend intersectionality?

Now both russ and George can leave the thunder for the lakers together at the same time hahahaha

Keep Austin? Weird.

I am SHOCKED that the Clippers hate Rivers.

What he should do is go out and find the real rapist.

It’s a pretty simple trick when you think about it.

Obviously, there’s only a certain number of potential picks. All he has to do is shout one of those names still on the board. If he yells the wrong one, he just activates the temporal disrupter in his pocket and goes back in time 10 seconds and shouts the next…

i skipped quite a bit in school as well, but honestly, this is really failing to strike a cord.

How does one go about determining if the Jets are tanking?

That short of a man that close to the field clearly wants to be taller and a baller but the question is, does he like his dad want to be in fact a shot caller?

I served on 3 juries and the level of crazy inside a jury room is astounding. In one, a law student proceeded to retry the whole case, pointing out all of what she thought were errors made with evidence. Was she right or wrong? No one knew, and no one knew whether to ask the judge if this was allowed. (I sure…

That neck couldn’t choke down one lion, let alone a whole group.

just think how long it took the giraffe to swallow his pride!

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

LOL, c’mon, it was “blatantly obvious meddling” when the refs ejected a dude who’d whipped his mouthpiece into the front row and hit a fan with it? The Warriors were down a dozen with four minutes to play when that happened, and no player in the NBA would not have been ejected in those circumstances. You’ll have to…

I think the Cavs realize that at this point that the only way they’re gonna get back in this series is to beat the Warriors at their own game and start kicking some dicks.

The is the film that Brock Osweiler was talking about when he said he could start for Cleveland.