His big toe looks like a pepper that you find in the back of your fridge after a year.

Tebow only knows.

“Also, Donald Trump totally won the popular vote, Bush did 9/11, and Fyre Festival was a huge success.”

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

Warriors fans are probably irate Pop is resting starters in the dang playoffs.

“more than half of us”

He could have hit any part of Stephen A. and it would have landed on an ass.

I pity whoever wakes up next to James Harden, because there is not an inch of that bed that he didn’t shit all over.

GoFundMe is literally the American healthcare system at this point

Whoa, bury the lede. That guys name is KYLER, and his account is “thekyler.”

Pot, meet kettle, I believe you two may be acquainted