Isn’t it called The Hammaconda?

Currently stoned so this caught me for a second, then I cackled with glee.

I don’t think I’ll ever understand the desire to support a religion that actively hates you. Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug.

Someone cross-post this to Jezebel where they seem to believe that women never, ever, ever do this.

Fuck you, Helen.

I wish they could put this woman’s tears into a soft drink for me to enjoy.

“It’s a lie when they say he was holding a gun. He doesn’t even own a gun. They shot my dad. They shot him and I don’t know why.”

Let the spirit flow through you, and remember, God would want you to choose only the finest hickory for the bat.

In fact, I think God’s Plan for this dude is a pair of smashed kneecaps, and I’m feeling a calling from the Lord.

Says the lunatic who believes that there’s a “Pro-Marvel” conspiracy to shit on the objectively bad DCEU.

I ovulated.

God doesn’t exists, next question.

Rich, am I missing something where you’re saying Starship is an artifact of queer culture?

You know that’s not real, right? That’s Anderson laughing from something on Ridiculist, not Kellyanne. No fake news, please.

You know this is an edited clip, yes? Anderson’s interview comes from something else, as much as I would love him to actually be going off on KAC like that.

Yes. High maintenance AF.

Counterpoint, your god is an asshole, too:  He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me. Matthew 10:37

+1 Bugblatter Beast of Thrall

I’m a Journeyman Ironworker out of Local 709 Savannah Ga. January 20 @ 1159 I quit my job building a DOE/NNSA fuel processing facility. I couldn’t fathom even technically working for Trump for 1 minute. I had a new job Monday @ 0600. I can afford to put principles in front of paychecks because I work Union. Organize…

The least you could do, I’m sure.