Mostly “Mom,” but she gamely tolerates an entire weird constellation of nicknames, to her eternal credit.

Could you describe the idea you were going for by posting that video? There is no fucking WAY my finger’s anywhere near that play button.

+1 Mouse

oh…

Good. Now can we work on booting Jimmy Fallon for his annoying portrayal of a talk show host?

alternate headline:

Same! It’s been a long day...

My mom won’t let me.

By promoting this comment, I’m giving Poopnachos more views, thereby validating him in his own mind

Bethseda Furious — Want Exclusive Rights to Break Their Own Games

Blistering hot and original take over here, guys!

I somehow want these to be made into an advent calendar.

Noted. Don’t click on political articles in the future. Everybody wins.

Glad you gave it a glowing reccomendation. Also glad you did it without spoilers. Kudos.

In a world... where J.J. Abrams makes movies without Orci...

Counterpoint: continue outsourcing our tales of woe (it’s always woe) because they are nearly always interesting reads.

stop outsourcing your job to the people who read this site

That pass is even more incredible from this angle:

Umm, the green ladies actually look like them. Whaaat?!!!