That depends on what you’re driving.

Call your physician for an erection lasting more than 50 exits.

Ok, so 5) is perfectly fine and isn’t really leaving the kids in the car.

It does not take long to figure out who has kids and who does not.

Colin Chapman must be spinning in his grave.

I’m disappointed that you find this all-but-overt declaration of war by Australia “Entertaining"

And they weren't slaughtered, they volunteered.

...Pavarotti, comin’ out their asses!

All of us must be off our game. I can’t believe how far down I had to scroll to find a Red October reference. Marko Ramius would not be pleased.

You arrogant ass. You’ve killed us!

Wow, I had to scroll down A LOT to find a red october post, but I found it. Thank you sir.

Russians don’t take a dump, son, without a plan.

No tea anybody? Hmmm..?

I would like to have seen Montana.

Bravo, you got to it before I did. For some reason I can’t hear the words “Russian sub” without that line running through my brain.

One ping only, please Vasily.

Notorious Dingleberry is totally my hip-hop name.

It’s true, they did indeed take over WCW in the 90s. I SEEN IT

He’s profiting financially, but he’s also using that position to draw attention to real issues (something few public figures do) and he does a ton of charity work (which, again, is something few people do). Personally not liking his music doesn’t reduce or take away from any of that.

How long can a dead hooker host an STD? Asking for a friend.