I park in a garage
karlisindanger
5/28/19
11:47 PM
1

I love the juxtaposition of motion and stillness in the same frame, like worlds colliding.

2/2/19
7:30 PM
24

Make $1.5 Million in minutes without any real paperwork required.”

2/2/19
5:31 PM
95

Jerry Seinfeld Is Being Sued, and When I Found Out Why, I Literally Died

2/2/19
1:31 PM
75

“Jerry Seinfeld Knowingly Scammed Porsche Buyer and Auction House About Authenticity of Vintage Speedster, Lawsuit Alleges” would be clickbait.

1/17/19
3:12 PM
137

You’re clearly doing it wrong. Engineers are supposed to say, “I cannae do it, it’s impossible.” And then you do it anyway in half the time.

1/8/19
2:37 PM
4

“You’re one hell of a team-mate on the beat, but you’re a god damn maverick, Hamburger Helper! I got the Mayor up my ass and three city blocks of burning cars to explain!”

1/3/19
1:22 PM
119

As a former Hawai’i resident, I wanna say with all the authority I can muster skip the convertible, especially if you are from Ohio. You’ll burn to a crisp in about 2 mins. The only people who drive convertibles are tourists on day 1 and most of them look like they have sun stroke. Taco is the way to go or a minivan