Thing is, once you get 60-70 hotspots in one space, everyone’s wifi will be shitty no matter what, it’s not exactly fair to the convention center and the folks who bought the overpriced wifi to have their service degraded by moochers

The short and simple explanation is that when the driver goes off the gas, the car still combusts fuel, keeping exhaust gases flowing and keeping the turbo spooled up.

That coffee tastes like burnt shit water

“Shoot, my dumb phone will last 4-5 years, only costs 80 bucks (Nokia)

They’re still making it because of the Canadian market. For some reason the Canucks love these things, for several years it was actually the best selling Chrysler/Dodge/Jeep/Ram vehicle there. Were it just for the US market they’d have discontinued it years ago.

Ousting the CEO? Germans love a little Putsch now and then, don’t they.

They actually have a UK show called 5th gear, so that can’t be used lol

“sequentially highest gear”

In this episode: James loses his glasses (“I can’t read that sign.”). Richard forgets his adult diapers (“Oh, that’s cold! Very cold. Ahhhhh!”). And Jeremy has fallen and can’t get up (“That’s gone terribly wrong!”)!

I’m keen on Final Gear, since these three are getting up there in age (by their own admission) and this’ll likely be the last ___ Gear I’ll be truly interested in viewing.

Tonight on Depending on your transmission, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, or 8th gear. Shit, it could be 3rd gear too. It really depends:

I would choose “Next Gear”.

If you wedge it between cushions, it’s only a matter of time until somebody flops down on the couch and deflowers themselves on the couchlet.

You buy one train...and two take its place!

Wait,that is a real pharmacy? I'm dying. You win the internet.

Yeah not happening. Shame on the dude who cannibalized it - he clearly should’ve known he was dealing with a future famous actor-Jedi-motorcyclist.

Toddlers and cat in fridge, butter on countertop.