Im sorry, but that was crap. I have to assume its just a teaser, because if thats the final production, he does not deserve his title.

That's not proof she feels bad about it.

Well you could be following there person that caused you grief because you are so outraged that she just ran down your family member that you are hoping she posts some sort of remorse to give yourself some sort of condolence in your time of dispair, but instead you get some tweets about leftovers.

You have my explicit permission to run down my zombie grandma.

Kinda amazing how great imports looked back then..

The sequence of articles about this event is cruelly hilarious (in chronological order):

AOTD is gonna feel like a game of gran turismo only instead of 1000 different 350z cars it's gonna be 10 different versions of camaros

Don't you ever say/you just gave away/stars, though you don't want to...

That could be the best way to describe kinja ever. "But I pointed over there!!!"

He came in like a wrecking ball...

This black GTI is a sexy thing!

Lotus 79

But it's so much fun to paint you guys with one giant, crack-smoking, excessively polite brush!

After stepping off my motorcycle at the local Home Depot about 10 years ago, I turned around only to be confronted by a snarling, yapping mouthful of teeth. After I gathered my wits, I realized it couldn't eat me through the 1 inch window gap. Plus I still had my helmet on to protect me. So I retaliated by snarling…

Just keep smiling and no one will notice I stole this jacket from an astronaut.

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MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK BERSERKER