He probably has gold wrapped slippers which he drives in, which in turn rubs off on to his pedals to prevent such an event. dude is probably super practical.

[comment that puns need to stop, my sides are killing me] or [contribute pun if pun count isn't high enough]

[short acceptance speech here, with smiley.gif]

As long as the whale has insurance, i'm ok with this.

got me too. then again. and again. and again. same result every time.

I assume that includes a diamond encrusted monocle for said boner?

"Seeing the reflection". Damn autocorrect.

I'm not sure if I can explain myself without coming off as an idiot. But I was bored and of weak will in regards to my self control. But securing the reflection otithe guy in the car reminded me of these old life insurance commercials where all of a sudden the person in the mirror was a future version of themselves…

fuck you guys, that's me from the future!

holy shit! you're me, from the future!

I'm you, from the future!

Feeling like i should rewatch "the love bug" again. if not for the beetle, then for the lancia.

oh god.... i watched the whole thing....

Looks like you missed the part of this conversation where Sportwagons pointed out such, to which I agreed, that such predicaments gives them the "undeserved" asshole title. I also further pointed out that specifically those that had the means (in this example, a dude with a brand new, expensive iDevice) could have…

I think that would tie it in nicely, as that sometimes is the case. It when I see them talking an their new iPhone 5 or have some other obvious "investment" that could have been better spent is when I truly know they're assholes.

I agree. I'm a big believer in the "If there's smoke, then there's a fire" methodology. Chances are, if the car you have has a reputation for asshole drivers, chances are, your car has been driven by assholes.

SExpand

Kneel before Zeod! (RC).

I think the only "problem" with VW is that they are targeting the masses to become the largest car manufacturer ever. In order to sell to everyone, you have to have something that everyone wants. So plenty of things get rounded out to accommodate "Joe Driver" instead of "jalopnik fanatic guy". But that said, almost…

Ryan, shome thingsh in here do not react well to bulletsh!