Got news for you, bub. SUCK MY DICK!

“but that’s the first time I ever felt like that emotionally, and I had to be with my family,”

This will work well for when I need to cook MC’s like a pound of bacon

This will work well for when I need to cook MC’s like a pound of bacon

Well I heard National Media sing about her...I heard National Media put her down...Well I hope National Media will remember, Saban man don’t need them around, anyhow

“What we would like to wish our Porzingis tonight, tonight”

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

The joke was lame and a waste of spray paint...and then they were so proud of it.....they felt the need to pose in front of it. I bet they all fake laughed heartily as to not crush the spirit of the creator Adam, Christina’s new wacky boyfriend, who’s “a total out of bounds wildman!”

That coach better change his name to BRONCO MENDIN U-HAUL!

I can’t wait for TRUMP to get oathed into Orville Office so he can send CROOKED TILLERY to GUANTOMONO!!!

Nah you’re right he goofed on that one

Much like the Grizzlies, the subjects of his videos apparently had a strong aversion to Clippers

I must say this Pita looks downright gyroic!

Geez, yet another Deadspin post mentioning someone yanking a huge Dongpeng

I would eat dry top ramen....sprinkle on that sodium powder

Hey! Bring that pole back here!

Wow, you can type a comment that’s more than two words long! I think I’ve brought out the best in you! It’s still shit, but at least I’ve helped you be less shit.

Nice analysis. Doesn’t mom need the computer back yet?

The police released an audio recording of the night in question:

Uh.....what? Stephs parents are both black, and Stephen is married to a black woman. Or did a joke fly over my head. It probably did.