Attending the Belmont Stakes, and now the US open.....what a week for Gronk!

“Watching The NBA Finals At Oracle Arena With The Overlords And Oligarchs In Club Prick”

“HERE’S WHY SISTA JEAN ISN’T GOING TO THE LAKERS NEXT SEASON: SHE’S SCARED OF STEPH CURRY! SHE’S SCARED OF KD!.....NEED I SAY MORE? QUITE FRANKLY, ALL SISTA JEAN CARES ABOUT IS PROTECTING HER HOLY LEGACY”

You are not actually making an argument. You are just brushing things off.

“The negro loves to pick cotton. The negro loves to work. Just ask anyone on my plantation if they’re unhappy. They’ll tell you. Look at Fred over there. He’s one of my best ones. See him smiling? That means he loves it. If he didn’t have this job, he’d probably die of boredom.

Finally we get to see these entitled Browns fans get a little taste of misery

Smart idea by those people in neon to the left. They probably told their friends and family to be on the lookout in case the camera happened to find them RIGHT BEHIND HOME FUCKING PLATE

Harvey needs to remember the old adage:

This is fucking ridiculous. It’s not the “Western Pennsylvania Hall of VERY GOOD”

Coach Carter also threatened to lock the team out of the gym until they all had sex with him.

Greg Olsen wasnt bad either

Fair enough

That’s kind of a disturbing way to talk to someone.

The most horrifying part of this article was the dinner at Olive Garden.

I don’t think you’ve been keeping up with the newest trends in heavy metal. That’s first three seconds of the new Mastodon album.

“I’m allowed to bring my big dog anywhere! It’s a service animal!”

Don’t fight other people, and don’t be a messy pig. Is this kindergarten? Actual adults need to be told this?

Yup, not even gonna bother after that. +1

“Hey, Lavar, any chance you’d be willing to give up one of your three highly functional Balls?”

I’ve bought the rights to air a five part documentary on this: “Matt Boermeester: Made in America”