KPTV agreed to cover any potential baby shower, while the Boston Herald

The streak ends at 297

I sure would have watched a lot more Nickelodeon GUTS if they had this event!

She' just pissed because the Papa John's customers get 3/5ths of the food the Taco Bell customers get.

@sacoplenty: Awesome.

Iowa provides good crash-landing spots for American airplanes.

All these autographed bitches are makin my dick hard

@AnnieGetYourFun: Yeah! I had practically gone gay for him based on the frontal shot. Nice smile and teeth, symmetrical face. After seeing that profile, though...ew..I'll stick to fucking women constantly.

What shampoo does this guy use?

I think these Redskins are about to embark on a Trail of Tears

"Honey, you promised we wouldn't be sitting in the nosebleed seats"

How do you know those weren't recycling can lids?

"staying in your seat until the final buzzer"

Someone get FavreFAIL in here to verify

I'm selling car window decals of Calvin urinating on Javier Castellano

The only body language Peyton Manning knows: Cantonese!

"You know it's done when you get 2 to 3 seconds between pops"

Damn...I guess us Giants fans will have to wait another year for a ratings ring

"TIMBRE!"

@vodkanaut: Nice. I hope ND loses every game forever now.