The worst thing about a night in lock up is they have a strict "No Go-Go Taquitos" rule

Don't worry. The families of the victims will be helped out by many Naan-Profit organizations.

God I love being next to famous people.

Junior Seau already helped film the music video for his cover of Coldplay's "The Scientist"

Poor Kamari had fallen for a tawny moor

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: A San Francisco gay joke! Ha ha! Hilarrrrrious! Hearted!

@morninggloria: +1

@David Stern but Fair: Hey, if he's the quarterback, and they lose by two points to an NBA team, it's time to give him the boot.

"Try the Ferrari Roll"

@scjw99: Wisconsin sucks, and so do you, you stupid Wisconsin whore!

@FedorovsGoldenMane: Sorry, but you still haven't said anything funny. Shut 'er down.

BET Business Channel just gave up and now shows Hell Date reruns 24/7

Can I please get the Cockeye Jones treatment and be considered a brave hero for not masturbating to this?

As soon as Gottlieb said "blahblah do you think you'd still be head coach of the Falcons" Mora went on the defensive.

@Lt. Mark Rumsfield: ha!

Nike Pro Combat keeps getting better and better

I hate the Spanish, because I feel gay every time I say "Ibitha!!"

Let this be a lesson to my fellow guys: Try to limit sexual activity to people you trust.

60 years from now we'll all be telling our grandkids about the plucky "Marlboro Reds"

Mariotti? I'd say his behavior was more Bestwesterni