Warren broke into something that was unoccupied

Did anyone watch his decision on ESPNU? There was a table that had a Kansas hat, a UNC hat, and Karen Owen's pussy lips.

It's crazy that most of these hookups started in Rod Beck's trailer.

@FedorovsGoldenMane: Too bad you aren't still doing it. Instead you sound like a bitter fuckstick.

The saddest part of this story is that they both lost custody of their child, who was subsequently renamed Foster Pharms.

@Same Sad Echo: This seems like a joke someone else has done before, but if not, +1

Mel Gibson and I would have a few drinks together and wail over those terrible foreign bodies in her chest

@Michael_Of_Bedlam: Fail

Cover exposed organs with moist clean dressing

@Demon Deacon Blues: If you are somethin, don't ask for nothin. +1

One time, I mainlined Deadspin straight into my arm. Came to 4 days later in Jimmy Caan's coat room. All I had on me was a smile, two weeks worth of ammunition, and a Japanese bubble tea straw up my pee-hole.

The name Uribe and massive head trauma get reacquainted.

@Stinky McBritches: I don't care whether it carries any weight. I care if it's funny. "The President sucks" jokes weren't funny during Bush, Obama, Reagan, or Calving Motherfucking Coolidge.

@Stinky McBritches: Yes! It was hilarious! So sharp! "You know who sucks?!?! Our PRESIDENT!"

I was heartbroken, as I thought the Blue Blazer character was a hilarious breath of fresh air in the WWF Attitude era. I honestly wanted to see where it was going.

I'll never forget when pitcher Matt Perisho broke the T-Bones herbivore barrier. It was a long time coming.

To be fair, the only reason he fucked his sister is because his mom was on the rag

Erick Lee Blanton was visiting a home in the 400 block of Sunrise Drive early Sunday morning

Where did she get those sunglasses? I smell a trend!

@alex-y: You sound like you're trying to hide your own insecurities through talking about banging Hooters girls. That's pathetic. Who cares? If you enjoy it, fine. "getting the most numbers" is a game high schoolers play. I think you aren't doing this to make your actual own self happy, but to brag about your prowess…