Karlifornia

Karlifornia

karlifornia-old

8/22/10

@alex-y: Why are you being such a fucking asshole?

8/13/10

8/12/10

Vampires aren't nocturnal. They're just trying to avoid the Early Show at all costs.

8/10/10

Singing "You're The Top" by Cole Porter to a young male relative is always charming

8/10/10

7/19/10

It's all explained in track 10 of Weezer's Blue Album.

7/19/10

robbed and raped and left for dead

7/9/10

@Lebronna Mann: GOD DAMNIT DONT FUCKING TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME

7/9/10

I don't have a joke right now, but the the guy in the Patrick Ewing jersey wearing kneepads elicits special mention.

7/9/10

The day the jajajajajajaja's died

7/9/10

@Foggynotion: You might wanna take a second look at your avatar there, hoss.

7/7/10

People told me to get behind the USA.

7/6/10

Nelson Cruz hit it? I would have bet my life savings that Toonces drove that one.

7/1/10

Best Alabama talent since Tyrone "Peanut Brittle" Prothro

7/1/10

a real wicked...wicked...shit can't think of it...

6/30/10

The Hunan Centipede

6/29/10

What about when I watched Pretty Woman, and wanted nothing else than to get raped by Jason Alexander?

6/29/10

@drblair: I'm trying to figure out what all this has to do with kicking a ball.

6/28/10

He's got a good point. It is the World Cup, bro.

6/25/10

I liked the last story, but my only problem is that it ended way too soon.