I already got my tickets to the IMAX showing.

God I'd love to have some dirty hot sex with that!

@LosDoyers: 14°35′N 121°0′E. I'll admit you had me scared there for a second.

Cool things you find in Manila:

I can understand why Domenech is messed up in the head. He was kidnapped as a kid, and his mother started fucking Detective John Kimble.

Viva Mexico!

#15: Paraguay: where radio programs are three hours of hot women queefing.

New Redskins GM Andrew Jackson has just ordered the entire team to go to Canada.

He invented a new way to finger women. He called it "Three in the key, one in the stink"

With all the impending realignment, can we expect a slightly varied version of this very, very funny gag each time?

I saw this Stras guy on the news the other day. Something about the Blue Flying Angel being his out pitch.

That wasn't puke. His penis is bulimic. Eating disorders of the penis are no laughing matter. My penis has fought a 26 year battle with anorexia.

@Elster's Army: Nice.

@Ron Dayne's Strict Diet: Ha.

"my body felt extremely sore like I had just been.."

@Dethzilla: "I have several funny comments to make" = I have no funny comments to make.

In the meeting with 2k sports, Jordan's demands were simple:

I've got a joke for all you ladies on here:

What they don't mention is that he's currently living in Britain and going by the name 409064878 Cent

LSU is also planning on switching their defense from zone to man-to-man