@FavreFAIL: No, it's called grieving.

If you purchase this item you will also receive a personal phone call from him.

The Philippines: Where the language is almost a girl scout cookie.

It's always sad when a hot ass chick dies.

I can't wait for the book about Oakland Coliseum: If These Tarps Could Talk

I only join one Facebook group per day. Today it's either Deadspin or I Hate Dirty Gooks.

"It can be very difficult to stand up a middle- schooler. That's why you should always have couches you can lay them on"

As a tribute, his teammates will be shooting all penalty kicks left handed for the rest of the season.

If his kids are anything like me, they've spent many a night "seceding from the Union"

@FavreFAIL: Yeah...that was cool/weird.

When planning the tour, Will used a USA map from the year 1808

This is what happens when you administer the shocker in the bathtub.

Sadly, that's actually the Pirates TV broadcast. Hey, times are tough.

Crewsin on the Pier

It's a dry racism, so it's not that bad.

@bevraj of choice: +1

If you don't think those uniforms are sexy, then you've never gotten a shoulder blade job.

A KFC Double Down Sandwich has released a grainy video claiming responsibility.

@Son-of-MonsterChalk: Hilarious comment! +1! Keep it up!

"Come on, baby. Make my dick less Travis Roy and more Ted Williams"