Defending your nephew that just puked all over a little girl? Sounds like someone doesn't want to get wished into the cornfield.

Then she received her second shock of the day. When he touched her she felt... She looked out the window, trying to put a name to it.

First name "M", last name "ilano"?

@SideAngleSide: 7 letters, 5 syllables.

Ok, gumshoes! Carmen Sandiego is back at it! This time, she's has stolen the dignity of the men of the University Of Oregon! It's up you to track her down!

Wetzel can really twist his words, and occaisionally dust them with sinful cinnamon or grateful garlic.

Chad Mello

@Gilbert Publicly Funded Arenas: +1

Somebody tell Joey Crawford to just ditch the hairpiece.

Can you name the man who recently died? They said take two pills, he took thirty-five!

For Thomas Hearns, April Fool's Day always fell on the 15th.

"I thought we were playing Jesus Fucking Christ, the way we were hammering them on the boards"

Mulholland Drive? Have you checked behind Winkie's?

Fighting in sports: As long as it's all white, it's alright!

Dee Dee Jernigan just blew her chance of ever getting to the big stage of women's basketball: 2-Ball competition at NBA All-Star Weekend.

"Nets fans had better get their seat belts on!!! Oh, and who is Mikhail Prokhorov?"

Hollywood Montrose from Mannequin.

Doing the Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf dance got me kicked out of my local library

Target Field? Sounds like Minneapolis is angling to be the location for The Sum Of All Fears 2

Funny, because the theme of the '08 Preakness was Mourning Belles