Mary Carillo's haircut tells me that the moose is female.

@MOPAR-MAN: Guess what: We all die. Find some humor in it. Also funny is the supposed moral authority wishing injury on someone. You're a fucking hypocrite and a fool.

Does she get to keep the tire?

Weir blows it in final performance

Just build a stadium on the moon and kick field goals on every 1st down.

@twoeightnine: Last time I was in Bakersfield, I saw Viggo Mortenson pushing a shopping cart down the main drag

I think movie theaters should try this

The back of Nabokov's goalie helmet has a spread-eagled 14 year old

@Son-of-MonsterChalk: Your right index finger needs botox

Barry, when you get your dog, please for the love of god name it "Chesky"

Lindsey Jacobellis is actually the child of the couple that created the "Before & After" category for Wheel Of Fortune

@MichaelScissorNeck: The guy holding the camera reminds me of an even more retarded Dirty Sanchez from Bangbus

"Who says athletes aren't role models?"

I woulda rather had 'Only Shallow' at halftime.

China Bowl: Patriots vs. Seahawks

@lolgreg: Nice work

@Bison Dele's Fantastic Voyage: Hahaha funniest comment I've ever read! Get this man a star!

What I find most inappropriate is the Weekend At Bernie's style buddy-comedy that just got greenlighted: Harold & Kumaritashvili

Lamar Odom took this lesson too far by hooking up with someone who is definitely, certainly not wasting away from AIDS.

@Ninja Robot Pirate: No, I love you more. No! You hang up first.