Keep doing this shit, Craggs. I would not see these stories otherwise.

@ScientificMapp: +1

Better at the "point at everyone" dance: Wade Phillips or David Brent?

Still not as bad as Salt Lake City, when you had to choose one of three doors to luge through, 2 of which had an American Gladiator behind them.

@Armen Tamzarian: +1

Nice story.

The Mississippi tourism board is delighted. "Get beaten nearly to death with a cowbell" is more pleasant than anything else on the brochure.

Norbit and Sammy Sosa apparently go to the same dermatologist

Andrew Feinstein: Fan Advocate

@longcrosse: Hooray for misplaced anger!!

Nomar says he could go for a Hamm and cheese sandwich about now.

@AzureTexan: +1

@MoeGolden: It's like Halley's Comet, BUT WITH WAY BETTER TITS!!!!111

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The Golden Panthers

One time I took an astrology class with this guy. He says he was mapping constellations, but I'm pretty sure he was just using the telescope to find naked moon-people.

A lot of his success can be traced to his finishing move "The Perfect Plex" which involved shooting himself in the leg and using the ensuing chaos to pin his opponent with a small package.

The Chargers did the reverse of "Wish You Were Here" and traded a cool Brees for hot air.

Parrott is just repeating the company line.

2) Quinn has a pretty decent body.