You want to take me fishing at 10 o'clock at night? Fine. The marine air will keep me from losing my head.

The last time a person wanted to be suspended this much, we got New Order out of it.

@Steve U: Why do you hate me?

@rulesboy: Familiar Tang?

Medication controlled the infection

ABC is reportedly filming the next round of "Dating In The Dark" episodes in Haiti, replacing "the darkroom" with "anywhere after the sun goes down".

That thing had fucking barnacles attached to it.

The San Francisco MOMA still has that Nagel print from beating the Dolphins in 84. Actually, it's in a salon in the Castro, but what does it matter?

@FlakJack: +1 triangular vagina

While it may be true that you cannot put the genie back into the bottle, you can stop the genie from flying around without permission

@Bill Hicks Ringtone: If you don't care, then why do you care about those who do care? See..you care about something.

@CutlersTripleChin: My eyes just fucking watered.

This all culminates with the Vikings drafting Julio Jones next year and a Super Bowl Montage featuring a Paul Simon song. Oh, and me killing myself and all my loved ones.

The article left out the quote describing Masoli being "ain't nothin but a hoochie mama"

@Hatey McLife: How do you separate bone from muscle by scratching?

Motherfucker...now I want to watch some "Extras".

Just a routine purity check of the family tree, and they'll be in the All-American Basketball Alliance.

He needs to go cool off in the tent for a few minutes.

This is like a trilogy where all of them are Godfather III

I prefer Furry Snuff Films...like Grizzly Man