Colts touchdowns saved Amy Mickelson's life.

I GOT IT! I GOT IT! You're Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, and the Big Bopper bracing for impact?

So there is a wrong way to eat a Reese's.

Nice to see Digger come back to the state where he invented The Charleston.

@FEAST: Ha!

I don't like forcing beliefs on people. The only thing that I shove down the throats of young women on Sunday afternoons is RU-486

When asked for his thoughts on whether or not Leach was sensitive to James' concussion situation, John Mackey said:

I've been to this guy's house. His welcome mat says "Go away! 'Batin!"

@FavreFAIL: Heh. Yeah. I suppose it's nice to Deadspin.

@baldy_pm: Being a "lib" seems to be a requirement for having any decent sense of humor. Or maybe I should say the ability to make fun of things is something that seems to be easier for people who aren't really reverent of anything. Conservatives are by and large reverent of things like "hard work" and "God" and…

@FavreFAIL: Why can't we have both?

I hope Roddick cools off and Fosters a relationship with that judge over a couple of beers.

You know whoever sewed that jacket was like "Why not hire a valet who can actually fit in the automobiles?"

@Gourmet Spud: ROOT BEER KEGGERRRRRRRRR

Mark Chmura says he had just been talking to bail bondsman Max Cherry.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: What? You don't want a $25 Christian Audigier bikini?

Philip Rivers only had centipoise

What do Jesus and Nate Kaeding have in common?

Did you hear about Nate Kaeding's Hellraiser Halloween costume?

Rachel Uchitel is in therapy, too. She was addicted to getting choked by Tiger. They called it "Mulatto-erotic Asphyxiation"